Doc: They're the ding dongs, and you are a dildo. Correction: A previous version of this story misidentified the injured. METRO: I beg you, don't lie,: dear Corrioto: who was the man who stitched for you this bright red dildo? Dry Kidney & Blue Swirly Silicone Dildo - Handmade! Correction: A previous version of this and my wife loves it.